Either you understand it or you don't.

Leptoprin Woman starin' at me.

Leptoprin Woman, what do you see?



Leptoprin Woman close your eyes.

Leptoprin Woman, she never cries.



Leptoprin Woman, "You must be obese."

Leptoprin Woman, she gives me no peace.



(warbled in a honky-tonk singsong).